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Fathers Day is also Motherfuckers day.
We need more reminders to enjoy breathing while we don't have a stuffed nose.
A lot of villains in comics are smart people. They invented machines and things that is just rocket science. Superheroes on the other hand just get powers by accident like a spider bite.
Shoutout to all the dads grilling in their own honor this Fatherโ€™s Day.
Bob Ross might have spent his entire life painting pictures of locations where money or dead bodies are hidden.
Many people pretend to work... but actors pretend, to work.
If prices were listed not in $$, but in minutes spent to work for that money, the consumerism would collapse the next day
The value of Pi contains eveyones atm pin sequence.
Weโ€™re very lucky that most video game protagonists are also expert cartographers
If people forget where they put food for too long, the food goes bad. If squirrels forget where they put food for too long, the food grows into a new home for them.
Itโ€™s 20x easier to tell if someone likes you when you donโ€™t like them back.
Genghis Khan's empire was so vast that his armies were battling knights on the west and samurai at the east at the same time
The fact that our organs which work 24/7 have such low failure rate is underappreciated.
You never really understand how loud everyday activities are until you do them when everyone is asleep.
You can help future generations in a zombie apocalypse by getting your remains cremated.
Grandparents are often overprotective of their grandchildren probably because they still think their own children arenโ€™t responsible yet
All national anthems are country music.
You think you are unique and creative until you are faced with the task of creating a username.
Thereโ€™s a planet in our solar system entirely populated by robots.
Fathers only get a day, but sharks get a whole week.
If we as a species were as easily injured as soccer players pretend to be, we would have died out a long time ago.