Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop it.

It's a tragedy that the universe is constantly killing old, wise people, and replacing them with children who know absolutely nothing.

GIH (giggles in head) is much more accurate to what actually takes place when we type LOL

Scissors are two knives that cooperate with each other.

Aquaman would be a lot more effective if he moved to Venice.

Fishing would be harder if worms or fish could scream.

There are women named Summer, Autumn, and even Winter, but you never see someone named Spring. You do however see people named April, May, and June.

Hulu’s ads are always promoting luxury jets and other high end items. But they are targeted at people who won’t shell out the extra 4 dollars per month to have no ads.

Humans have always liked the idea of having different superpowers in real life. But, we can’t even handle different skin colours or ethnicity properly. It would probably turn out like X-Men if we all had superpowers.

If IHOB does not have a burger with two pancakes available as buns, it's going to be a sad day.

The worst thing about Iron Man's suit is that you either can't 'adjust' if needed ... or you'd have to ask Jarvis to.

When we discover that adults are not perfect, that's the end of our childhood. When we forgive them for it, that's the end of our adolescence.

If we're ever forced to leave Earth due to it's destruction, it will be the ultimate "did we pack everything?".

We probably struggle with insecurities because we compare our Behind-the-scenes with others best highlights.

If you think about it, you are part of one of the few species that can think about it

Grandparent wanting grandchildren are like kids asking for a puppy they want something cute to play with but all the responsibility goes to the parents

Dating shows like The Bachelor would be a lot more entertaining if he looked at the camera when stuff got weird like Jim on The Office.

Most of us pay $11 a month just to watch The Office and Forensic Files over and over again.

Doing the dishes after eating is like having to sit through the credits of your meal

Ancient Egyptians would probably kill you for spaying or neutering your cat

An actor's job is to convince you that they aren't an actor