We’re such apex predators that we enjoy being scared. For example watching scary movies, haunted theme parks, and paranormal exploration.
We trust people with sloppiest handwriting to perform highly precise life-threatening surgical procedures.
Before Coca-Cola and carbonated beverages were invented, if someone saw a glass full of black, bubbling liquid, drinking it is probably the last thing they would do
If they ever develop avocados without a pit they better label them clearly or people are gonna lose fingers.
Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop it.
It's a tragedy that the universe is constantly killing old, wise people, and replacing them with children who know absolutely nothing.
GIH (giggles in head) is much more accurate to what actually takes place when we type LOL
There are women named Summer, Autumn, and even Winter, but you never see someone named Spring. You do however see people named April, May, and June.
Hulu’s ads are always promoting luxury jets and other high end items. But they are targeted at people who won’t shell out the extra 4 dollars per month to have no ads.
Humans have always liked the idea of having different superpowers in real life. But, we can’t even handle different skin colours or ethnicity properly. It would probably turn out like X-Men if we all had superpowers.
If IHOB does not have a burger with two pancakes available as buns, it's going to be a sad day.
The worst thing about Iron Man's suit is that you either can't 'adjust' if needed ... or you'd have to ask Jarvis to.
When we discover that adults are not perfect, that's the end of our childhood. When we forgive them for it, that's the end of our adolescence.
If we're ever forced to leave Earth due to it's destruction, it will be the ultimate "did we pack everything?".