In Elementary School we were taught about the different types of clouds like that was information adults used everyday
If sketchers didn't put their logo on the shoe they'd probably sell more since people would be less embarrassed to wear them
Gorillas see humans as humans see aliens. More intelligent, skinnier, and less hair.
There's more spices on a single Dorito than a medieval peasant would have had in their entire life
Your dog thinks "fetch" is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that
If you managed to draw a penis on a vampires forehead, he would never be able to see it.
The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
We’re such apex predators that we enjoy being scared. For example watching scary movies, haunted theme parks, and paranormal exploration.
We trust people with sloppiest handwriting to perform highly precise life-threatening surgical procedures.
Before Coca-Cola and carbonated beverages were invented, if someone saw a glass full of black, bubbling liquid, drinking it is probably the last thing they would do
If they ever develop avocados without a pit they better label them clearly or people are gonna lose fingers.
Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop it.
It's a tragedy that the universe is constantly killing old, wise people, and replacing them with children who know absolutely nothing.
GIH (giggles in head) is much more accurate to what actually takes place when we type LOL