Really clever people tend to not make anyone feel inferior in their presence
There is a mental warfare in deciding whether to stay up later and suffer the consequences tomorrow, or to go to bed earlier and have tomorrow come sooner
Rednecks make fun of hippy tie-dye, but camo is just the tie-dye of rednecks.
George Washington died in 1799 and the bike was invented in 1817. Not only did he not know of the existence of dinosaurs, but he didn't live to see a bike.
If a dozen state leaders and CEO's children suddenly caught HIV, we'd probably get a cure in a few years.
Kids understand the saying “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” but it seems too complicated for most social media developers.
The adult equivalent of “the floor is hot lava” is trying to get all the clothes from the washer to the dryer in one armful without dropping any.
Having a cup of coffee thrown at you unexpectedly would probably wake you up more effectively than actually drinking it.
It's scary how your body can replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in nightmares when you've never fallen like that before
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Accidentally opening the front facing camera has a way of humbling us all.
Humans can lift a hundred times an ant's weight, too. When ants do it though, it's somehow more impressive.
One of the best feelings is that exact moment when you find out someone has the same sense of humour as you
We live in a time, where humans have built a giant telescope in space, that is capable of seeing galaxies more than 13 billion light years away. Cars are starting to drive themselves and organs are grown in labs. The present is Sci-Fi AF
No matter what toys you had as a kid, when you went to your friends' house they always had cooler toys than you did.
Give a man a bro, and he will chill for a day. Teach a bro how to chill, he will have bros for life.
It’s a mans unspoken duty to clean the poo off the walls of the toilet with his pee stream.
“Your baby is so cute!” is probably the most socially acceptable lie on Earth.