Being in sweaty clothes isn't fun, but getting into sweaty clothes is downright awful

A kidney stone is the human version of a pearl.

It is possible, that in a galaxy far away, aliens are already celebrating having destroyed our planet with a long-distance laser-gun

In the Cars universe, the titanic was a living boat, who’s internal organs filled with water, then snapped in half, then drowned, and now the carcass is lying on the ocean floor.

tortillas are basically just edible envelopes you use to mail food to your stomach

You're not weak for suffering from depression, you're strong for still being alive.

Trojan condoms are named after inhabitants of a city that let a foreign object filled with something dangerous come inside. Precisely what a condom is supposed to prevent.

You never realise how unoriginal you are, until you have to pick a username.

The age that you can afford nice things is about the time you have children to destroy them.

Since haste makes waste and good things come to those who wait, procrastination deserves a lot more respect

The "old you" is actually the "young you"

Underrated ability of the adult human body: not shitting yourself every time you sleep.

We put a huge amount of trust in our phone mute buttons not to betray us.

People would go insane if they frequently fell asleep in one place and woke up in another, like infants toddlers do.

Favourite songs always sound better when they randomly play from a playlist.

Gambling addiction hotlines would do a lot better if every 100th caller won something.

Gas stations that don’t charge you for air. You the real MVP

The kids in Hawaii are probably getting very good at The Floor is Lava

When you’re in space, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same thing.

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick...two women trying to kill each other over shoes.

It’s gonna be a pain for future generations to catch up on Marvel and Star Wars movies