One of the best feelings is actually remembering what you were going to say.
No Disney Princess will probably ever come close to matching Mulan's kill count. The chick straight up buried so many Huns ALIVE on that snowy mountain.
Adults think it's disrespectful when you don't let them disrespect you
Going to sleep when you’re not feeling well is like turning your body off and back on again to see if it fixes the problem
Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet.
Setting the bar really low in a game of limbo is actually setting the bar really high.
Before the invention of cameras, no one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed.
We are closer to the last Pharoah of Egypt, than he was to the first Pharoah.
You can usually tell a person's tech proficiency by how they phrase their Google searches
When AI gets really smart it’ll be smart enough to not reveal how smart it is.
People say that if you practice an activity for 21 days streak it becomes a habit. However, being woken up 7665 times in the morning, 21 YO still struggle with that.
Whenever we imagine the 1910s-50s we see it in black and white, but whenever we imagine prehistoric times, we see it in color.
Society diagnoses sociopathy as a dangerous thing while promoting the traits that come with it. Be the best at what you do, believe in yourself, think for yourself, don't worry what others think, overcome all obstacles in your way, ignore or outmatch the competition, be the captain of your domain.
People seem to use "life is short" to justify doing something that will make it shorter.
Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.
The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
If you ever get frustrated when your parents ask you for help with navigating a tiny futuristic computer that fits in their pocket, just remember that at one point in your life, they taught you how to use a spoon and how to wipe your ass.