Eventually, there will be a generation who won’t understand why clockwise and anti-clockwise are named as they are
The older you get the more you look back and realize how much of an idiot you were in the past
Tetris is a game which teaches you that mistakes stack up while success disappears.
The cellphone has replaced the back of the shampoo bottle as the literature of choice in the bathroom
Sears has been going out of business longer than Uber and Instagram have existed.
"That 70's Show" premiered August 1998 - 28 years after 1970. If a hypothetical "That 90's Show" were to air with the same offset, it would premiere 2 months from now.
George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
Depression and anxiety is a bit like radiation. There’s always a little bit in the background; but not enough to kill you. Then, once in a while, you get a free trip to Chernobyl.
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One of the best feelings is actually remembering what you were going to say.
No Disney Princess will probably ever come close to matching Mulan's kill count. The chick straight up buried so many Huns ALIVE on that snowy mountain.
Adults think it's disrespectful when you don't let them disrespect you
Going to sleep when you’re not feeling well is like turning your body off and back on again to see if it fixes the problem
Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet.
Setting the bar really low in a game of limbo is actually setting the bar really high.
Before the invention of cameras, no one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed.
We are closer to the last Pharoah of Egypt, than he was to the first Pharoah.
You can usually tell a person's tech proficiency by how they phrase their Google searches