It's been over a 100 years and we still have an 8 hour work day. You'd think with all the advances in technology we could all be working less
If you're aroused by dirty talk, that makes your genitals are voice activated
Sex is just your DNA trying to make a new body so it can live on without you.
Anxiety is like having rules in a game that only penalises one person, except you're that one person and you also made the rules
After self-driving cars become a thing, normal driving will become a hobby just like horseriding is today
Those overprotective dads who are hard on their daughters boyfriends were probably the kind of kid they don’t want their daughter to date
In the last two decades phones have advanced to affordable high tech devices that fit in your pocket and connect to the internet, but printers are still massive clunky monstrosities that are constantly malfunctioning
If they made another Olympics that allowed people to use performance enhancing drugs, it would be way more fun to watch.
Having social anxiety feels like you're in a theatre play without a script.
Vanilla is one of the most complex spices known to man with over 250 compounds...But we use it as synonym for simple and boring.
When you eat a tube of pringles, your digestive system becomes a tube of pringles
Women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the first time Eve did, she doomed humanity.
Making movie-going customers sit through the credits for a nugget of information has gone from being cool and avantguard to just one giant pain in the ass.
Identifying a food or drink as an "acquired taste" is just another way of saying "it's gross, but you'll get used to it."