It’s conceivable schools could end up allowing guns in the classroom but not peanut butter in the lunchroom.
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is basically using the sun's power against itself.
Teachers/bosses that say, "This is the real world, we're not going to treat you like children" are about to treat you like a child.
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
Smelling a barbecue in your neighborhood must be like when sharks smell blood in the water.
If a woman marries a man and divorces him after having their kids, THEN marries and has kids with his brother, all those kids will be half-siblings, step-siblings and cousins to one another.
It's been over a 100 years and we still have an 8 hour work day. You'd think with all the advances in technology we could all be working less
If you're aroused by dirty talk, that makes your genitals are voice activated
Sex is just your DNA trying to make a new body so it can live on without you.
Anxiety is like having rules in a game that only penalises one person, except you're that one person and you also made the rules
After self-driving cars become a thing, normal driving will become a hobby just like horseriding is today
Those overprotective dads who are hard on their daughters boyfriends were probably the kind of kid they don’t want their daughter to date
In the last two decades phones have advanced to affordable high tech devices that fit in your pocket and connect to the internet, but printers are still massive clunky monstrosities that are constantly malfunctioning
If they made another Olympics that allowed people to use performance enhancing drugs, it would be way more fun to watch.
Having social anxiety feels like you're in a theatre play without a script.