Older generations claim that younger generations are entitled, but the term "respect your elders" implies that elders are entitled to respect simply because they're old
If the people who started wars had to fight in them there’d be a lot less conflict in the world
Wandering around an unfamiliar grocery store is as close to foraging for food as most of us will ever experience.
Websites that don't let people use adblock don't discourage them from using adblock, they discourage them from using their website.
It’s conceivable schools could end up allowing guns in the classroom but not peanut butter in the lunchroom.
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is basically using the sun's power against itself.
Teachers/bosses that say, "This is the real world, we're not going to treat you like children" are about to treat you like a child.
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
Smelling a barbecue in your neighborhood must be like when sharks smell blood in the water.
If a woman marries a man and divorces him after having their kids, THEN marries and has kids with his brother, all those kids will be half-siblings, step-siblings and cousins to one another.
It's been over a 100 years and we still have an 8 hour work day. You'd think with all the advances in technology we could all be working less
If you're aroused by dirty talk, that makes your genitals are voice activated
Sex is just your DNA trying to make a new body so it can live on without you.
Anxiety is like having rules in a game that only penalises one person, except you're that one person and you also made the rules
After self-driving cars become a thing, normal driving will become a hobby just like horseriding is today
Those overprotective dads who are hard on their daughters boyfriends were probably the kind of kid they don’t want their daughter to date