“They started it” is not an acceptable excuse for a child fighting with a sibling, but it is an acceptable excuse for one country fighting a war with another country.
It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
The worst feeling in the world is when you finally find someone who shares your specific, uncommon interest and your personalities aren’t compatible at all.
Plugging your phone into a shitty charger is kind of like Schrödinger’s cat. You want to check to see if it’s charging but you are worried that if you touch the phone it might stop charging.
Gravity is kind of beautiful. Two things are brought together simply because they exist.
English class is like a conspiracy theory class because they will find meaning in absolutely anything
Remastered games' graphics are the graphics we remember the games having through our nostalgia goggles
Older generations claim that younger generations are entitled, but the term "respect your elders" implies that elders are entitled to respect simply because they're old
If the people who started wars had to fight in them there’d be a lot less conflict in the world
Wandering around an unfamiliar grocery store is as close to foraging for food as most of us will ever experience.
Websites that don't let people use adblock don't discourage them from using adblock, they discourage them from using their website.
It’s conceivable schools could end up allowing guns in the classroom but not peanut butter in the lunchroom.
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is basically using the sun's power against itself.
Teachers/bosses that say, "This is the real world, we're not going to treat you like children" are about to treat you like a child.
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
Smelling a barbecue in your neighborhood must be like when sharks smell blood in the water.