We squint at the sun because it is bright. We squint at people because they are not.
Heavy people have a higher alcohol tolerance than lighter people and that's for the best. It's much easier to carry a passed out skinny person than an overweight one.
The most annoying thing about the apocalypse would be all of the smoke detectors going off due to nobody changing the batteries.
“They started it” is not an acceptable excuse for a child fighting with a sibling, but it is an acceptable excuse for one country fighting a war with another country.
It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
The worst feeling in the world is when you finally find someone who shares your specific, uncommon interest and your personalities aren’t compatible at all.
Plugging your phone into a shitty charger is kind of like Schrödinger’s cat. You want to check to see if it’s charging but you are worried that if you touch the phone it might stop charging.
Gravity is kind of beautiful. Two things are brought together simply because they exist.
English class is like a conspiracy theory class because they will find meaning in absolutely anything
Remastered games' graphics are the graphics we remember the games having through our nostalgia goggles
Older generations claim that younger generations are entitled, but the term "respect your elders" implies that elders are entitled to respect simply because they're old
If the people who started wars had to fight in them there’d be a lot less conflict in the world
Wandering around an unfamiliar grocery store is as close to foraging for food as most of us will ever experience.