If another man/woman is able to steal your significant other away from you, they probably did you a favor.
It'd make more sense if the number 3 had the value of the number 4, because 3 looks like the half of 8.
At an all-you-can-eat buffet, marijuana is a performance-enhancing drug.
Saying your heart is responsible for love and emotions is just the brain's way of being able to blame another organ if things go wrong.
Sites forcing users to disable adblock is a great way to ensure that users wont want to return.
Everyone thinks they'd be great at punching someone until they actual punch someone. And then it's too late.
You're not afraid of being alone in the woods, you're afraid of NOT being alone in the woods
There's a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an asshole in general and not just towards you.
A lot of people must have died so that we could have a wide variety of mushrooms we know are safe to eat.
With the advent of the Internet, we're the first few generations of people who've seen complete strangers have sex way more times than we've seen ourselves.
Just imagine taking a gorilla and putting it in gorrila costume then and setting it loose in shopping mall
“Whoever smelt it dealt it” would be a good rule of thumb for buying high quality armor from the source.
Given the amount of porn available, pretty soon Pornhub is gonna have to add a filter for "made after x-date" so kids can avoid running across their parents' videos
Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
Once an actual cure for wrinkles is found, no one is going to believe the marketing.
Police wearing blue and red light up shoes will tell us that they are pursuing someone on foot