One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it’s coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.
Garfield hates Mondays yet has no job. Maybe it's because Jon goes to work on Monday and Garfield hates being alone.
The only good thing about living in Alabama is that it’s the first state in the dropdown when entering your address for things online.
There's something blissful about waking up in bed and checking the time and seeing you have four hours left in bed instead of four minutes
If real animals were Pokémon, kangaroos would just be the evolved form of rabbits.
The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up.
The greatest victory isn't destroying your enemies; it's having them join your side.
A theater could make money off the people who sneak snacks in by opening a store, that sells that stuff, near their theater.
People who focus on whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable.
There’s something blissful about being done with an exam, coming home a few hours later and being able to close down all the tabs on your computer that you used to study for the test.
The best part about turning 18 is being able to use your real birthday when signing up for something.
In a rich nation being fit is a success, in a poor nation having extra weight is a success.
Most of us have seen bowling pins but few of us have actually touched them and/or felt their weight.
21st century. Where deleting history is more important than making it.
Allergies are like a conspiracy theory where your body believes the air is trying to poison it