In 20 years people will need to jailbreak their cars to drive over speed limit.
Forwarded from Rudeboy
The most unrealistic thing about toy story was the fact that the claw machine had the strength to pick up two toys.
The internet has decided that if dogs could talk they would all say "hooman" and not "human"
Dreaming is basically half of your brain making stuff up, and the other half trying to figure out what's going on
Medical procedures for mice will always be a step ahead of medical procedures for humans.
You treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol. You treat inside wounds with drinking alcohol.
Old people no longer complain about kids being on their lawns and now complain about kids not playing outside
We've all been trapped inside a women's body at some point in our lives!
As a kid a wiggling tooth is exciting. As an adult a wiggling tooth is terrifying.
You may turn 4! years old, but only a handful of people ever lived to be 5!
You never fully realize how inept mainstream media is until they cover a topic you know a lot of.
“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person
Being an adult is just hiding how immature you actually are from other adults doing the same thing
Everyone born roughly before 2000 was lied to when our math teachers told us we wouldn't be carrying a calculator with us when we grew up.
There must be hundreds of photos you’ve never seen, in which you are an idiot in the background.
If the purpose of existence is procreation, then, ultimately, we're all just ads for our DNA.
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting a balloon go.