If you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.
Good Burger established "dude" as a gender neutral pronoun over 2 decades ago.
Our lives would be much better if Professor Oak stopped us every time we're about to make a bad decision. Wanna get in your car after a night of heavy drinking? -Oak:βNow is not the time to use that!β
So Boba Fett is getting a film. Eventually the Stormtrooper who hit his head on the doorway will get his own stand alone Star Wars film.
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.ο»Ώ
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive
A railroad is basically a rollercoaster that gave up on his dreams and got a real job.
People who do not vaccinate their children because they are worried they'll get autism, would rather their children die than get autism.
The titanic movie is like someone making a romance movie about 9/11 in a hundred years
Blowing a seal can get you fired from your job as a mechanic or a zookeeper.
No disappointment is greater than trying something new on the menu instead of your go-to dish and being let down.
Guinness World Records turned out to be a much smaller part of adulthood than what you thought as a kid
The most unbelievable part of Futurama is that Fry had a bank account from 1999 that kept up with inflation.
We judge other people by their actions but judge ourselves by our intentions.
The human body is 70% water, so weβre basically cucumbers with anxiety.
If Apple claims that the odds of a random person other than you unlocking your phone with Face ID is "1 in 1,000,000", then there are approximately 7,462 people who could theoretically unlock your phone. Thanks apple.
Seeing a [deleted] comment is like arriving late to a party that the police had to break up
The first guy that tested a parachute must have been scared as fuck.