Some people might think we are the peak of evolution, but plants can literally eat sunlight
People born in the early 1900's that lived to 100 were born in a world where the television wasn't invented yet, and died in a world with the Internet.
25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
A shark eating a human because it thought it was a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
Naruto and other anime characters probably run with their arms out is so the studio can save money by not having to animate their arms.
Shirts are weird, you put your body in one hole and come out of three.
When you have a near-death experience, maybe your life flashes before your eyes because your brain is trying to remember any past experience that might help you now
Letting a girl see you when you're not erect is like a superhero revealing his secret identity.
Life must be pretty hard for the kids at the orphanage in Stuart Little. Just watching a family pick a fucking rat over you would be pretty disheartening to watch.
Somewhere someone on this earth needs a person just like you in their life, and they’re always wishing for you to show up
Being a young person today is like joining a game of Monopoly 10 turns in
When you’re a kid you look forward to summer because there’s no school. When you’re grown up you look forward to summer because there’s no school and the work commute isn’t as bad.
To insects, humans are literally Lovecraftian Old Ones. We're older than their recorded history, our motives are totally unknowable for them, we take no notice of their little lives, and we can destroy them whenever we want. The only thing that keeps us from being full Cthulhu is malaria.
There are a fixed number of people older than you, and it shrinks every day.
As self driving cars become more the norm, the idea that a friend or family member may arrive dead at your house will be a reality
There’s a chance that two strangers that insulted each other on the internet met in real life without knowing it and thought that person was nice.
Dorothy must have been depressed after spending time in the colorful and wonderful Land of Oz only to get teleported back to fucking dusty ass, sepia tone Kansas
Once you become the oldest living human, you are guaranteed to keep that title for the rest of your life.