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It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.
Every bar joke we imagine happens within the same bar for us but never the same bar as anyone else.
Cardboard is just whole wheat paper
People enjoy going to the top of a tall building in big cities just to pay money to use binoculars and then look at things on the ground where they just were
People are scared of not finding a partner and dying alone but in reality, half of all people in relationships die alone.
Mature movies and games are still restricted to kids, but any kid with a smartphone can watch hardcore porn anywhere at anytime
The fact that our body can heal minor damages is quite underrated.
A "ghost" to race against would be really useful for getting up and getting ready for work.
Targeted ads work great until they get too targeted and people question how the ad knew what to show you.
Any employer that requires you to have a β€œRock Star Attitude” seem to be completely unaware as to how actual rock stars act.
The Porn Industry has always been at the forefront of acceptance for gender and sexuality, even though they are at the bottom of societal acceptance.
Learning to fart silently is one of the most important life skills
The mentality of "live today as if you die tomorrow" is a great way of increasing your chances of dying by tomorrow.
Some people might think we are the peak of evolution, but plants can literally eat sunlight
People born in the early 1900's that lived to 100 were born in a world where the television wasn't invented yet, and died in a world with the Internet.
25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
A shark eating a human because it thought it was a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
Naruto and other anime characters probably run with their arms out is so the studio can save money by not having to animate their arms.
Shirts are weird, you put your body in one hole and come out of three.
When you have a near-death experience, maybe your life flashes before your eyes because your brain is trying to remember any past experience that might help you now
Letting a girl see you when you're not erect is like a superhero revealing his secret identity.