If you think you ever fucked up bad, just remember somewhere an ant brought borax laced food to the colony killing the queen and the colony
If there was a sorry horn to use from your car when you accidentally cut someone off, it would prevent a lot of road rage.
When you live in an apartment building you are relying on dozens of other people to not burn down your house.
Apple probably made Siri stupid and useless on purpose so we’re not worried that she’s recording everything we say 24/7.
They say you can't put a price tag on knowledge, but they then put knowledge in books and sell it to students for way too much money.
In a sexual situation, both "you're so good" and "you're so bad" are perfectly valid compliments.
If you found the perfect hiding spot, you did not find the perfect hiding spot.
It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.
Every bar joke we imagine happens within the same bar for us but never the same bar as anyone else.
People enjoy going to the top of a tall building in big cities just to pay money to use binoculars and then look at things on the ground where they just were
People are scared of not finding a partner and dying alone but in reality, half of all people in relationships die alone.
Mature movies and games are still restricted to kids, but any kid with a smartphone can watch hardcore porn anywhere at anytime
A "ghost" to race against would be really useful for getting up and getting ready for work.
Targeted ads work great until they get too targeted and people question how the ad knew what to show you.
Any employer that requires you to have a “Rock Star Attitude” seem to be completely unaware as to how actual rock stars act.