Spongebob and Squidward show that a moron with work ethic can be just as successful as a smart man with no ethic/motivation (see body text for in depth look).
Tom Riddle appealed to Professor Slughorn's bad qualities (his ego, his alcoholism) to find out about Horcruxes. Harry Potter appealed to his good qualities; his love for his students/Lily Potter, his want for redemption and desire to be brave.
Forwarded from Michael
If you think about it,the royal wedding is the ultimate manifestation of wasting a country's resources and corruption,yet we all adore it.
The Truman show must’ve taken a lot of unexpected ad breaks during Truman’s teenage years
Standing awkwardly while people sing you Happy Birthday once a year, is a little glimpse of what its like for queen of England on an almost daily basis
Forwarded from Bereket Terefe
From a vampire's point of view, 'The sun will come out tomorrow' is probably a really gloomy song.
If you’re a child, “you’re too young to have mental health problems.” If you’re an adult “you’re too old for this.”
All countries may have had ninjas but the Japanese ninjas were the worst because they were the only ones ever seen.
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Great Britain spent thousands and thousands of dollars for the royal wedding in turn attracting tourists from around the world is a good example of 'you gotta spend money to make money'
A rap battle is just two men writing poetry about how strongly they feel about one another.
Babies weight around 8 pounds when they’re born, and around 20 pounds a year later. Having consumed mostly milk. Those babies took milk and turned it into 12 pounds of flesh, bone, and brain. Babies are fucking made of milk.
Sleeping on a car ride is basically just like fast travelling in a video game.
"Good night, don't let the bedbugs bite" is a terrible thing to say to a guest staying at your house
The Internet came out 30 years ago, but if it went down we would be set back 100 years.
A shark biting a human, thinking it's a seal, must be like a human biting a Skittle, thinking it's an M&M.
It's actually an honor to get stung by a bee. It hates you so much, that it's willing to die just to cause you a mild amount of pain.
The moment that you read this has been in the future for billions of years, and now it'll be in the past for the rest of time.