Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes
If suicidal people were allowed to donate all their organs and be put down, they would be seen as heroes and die happy.
You don't realize how much you swallow your saliva until you have strep throat
Surveys only reflect the opinion of the kind of people that take surveys.
In 2018 more students have died in US schools than US soldiers in Afghanistan.
Smokers get extra breaks from work but the time is taken from their lives instead
Documentaries are like the vegetables of the film world. You disliked them as a kid but love them the older you get.
No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past
Spongebob and Squidward show that a moron with work ethic can be just as successful as a smart man with no ethic/motivation (see body text for in depth look).
Tom Riddle appealed to Professor Slughorn's bad qualities (his ego, his alcoholism) to find out about Horcruxes. Harry Potter appealed to his good qualities; his love for his students/Lily Potter, his want for redemption and desire to be brave.
Forwarded from Michael
If you think about it,the royal wedding is the ultimate manifestation of wasting a country's resources and corruption,yet we all adore it.
The Truman show must’ve taken a lot of unexpected ad breaks during Truman’s teenage years
Standing awkwardly while people sing you Happy Birthday once a year, is a little glimpse of what its like for queen of England on an almost daily basis
Forwarded from Bereket Terefe
From a vampire's point of view, 'The sun will come out tomorrow' is probably a really gloomy song.
If you’re a child, “you’re too young to have mental health problems.” If you’re an adult “you’re too old for this.”
All countries may have had ninjas but the Japanese ninjas were the worst because they were the only ones ever seen.