Making high schoolers sign an agreement not to talk about a test after it’s been administered makes them 200x more likely to discuss it after the test and make memes about it.
Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits
Deadpool is the perfect replacement for Stan Lee as the go-to cameo guy once the latter passes away.
Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes
If suicidal people were allowed to donate all their organs and be put down, they would be seen as heroes and die happy.
You don't realize how much you swallow your saliva until you have strep throat
Surveys only reflect the opinion of the kind of people that take surveys.
In 2018 more students have died in US schools than US soldiers in Afghanistan.
Smokers get extra breaks from work but the time is taken from their lives instead
Documentaries are like the vegetables of the film world. You disliked them as a kid but love them the older you get.
No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past
Spongebob and Squidward show that a moron with work ethic can be just as successful as a smart man with no ethic/motivation (see body text for in depth look).
Tom Riddle appealed to Professor Slughorn's bad qualities (his ego, his alcoholism) to find out about Horcruxes. Harry Potter appealed to his good qualities; his love for his students/Lily Potter, his want for redemption and desire to be brave.
Forwarded from Michael
If you think about it,the royal wedding is the ultimate manifestation of wasting a country's resources and corruption,yet we all adore it.