Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening

Humans are ~70% Water so that makes us water type. This is why pollen is "Super Effective" against us.

If a regular person has their own page in Wikipedia, a really bad thing probably happened to them.

Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable but driving at 3mph is aggravating and painful

Boy, were we wrong as kids thinking adults have LOTS of money.

you're younger *now* than you are *now*

Being both cool and hot makes you extremely hot which is pretty cool.

In a world where chip bags are becoming more and more "airy" it's time we showed some respect to soda companies for filling those cans to the absolute brim

200 years ago, recording sound probably seemed as ridiculous as recording smell does now.

If you have 2 choices and one of them is taken away , you have 0 choices.

If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream .

The only thing worse than looking over and seeing a spider, is looking over again a moment later and not seeing that spider.

Smarter people are more depressed because they see how the world really is, not what it is made out to be.

Somewhere someone is slaving over the PS5 logo and how to distinguish the 5 from the S tastefully

Instead of always trying (failing?) to make chips taste like something in real life, why not just do “science flavour”. Just let the food scientists go nuts and make the thing that tastes the best, without worrying about what it tastes like In the real world

Intentionally trying to lose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 rather than at age 6.

In Marvel superhero movies, aliens speak mostly standard English while Wakandans speak with a heavy accent

Because of inflation, every year minimum wage stays the same is actually another year minimum wage decreases.

You're not good at an online game until someone falsely accuses you of cheating.

Germany has been fragmented for most of history, lost both World Wars, been split in twain for half a century, and yet has become a sign of quality, became one of the most powerful European nations, and has an astounding national football team.