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Everything on earth and in the whole universe is either a potato or not.
The pleasant sounds of nature in spring are mostly just from horny animals
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In many religions God forgives after the believer asks for forgiveness, yet the believer has to forgive everyone else without any precondition.
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Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening
Humans are ~70% Water so that makes us water type. This is why pollen is "Super Effective" against us.
If a regular person has their own page in Wikipedia, a really bad thing probably happened to them.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable but driving at 3mph is aggravating and painful
In a world where chip bags are becoming more and more "airy" it's time we showed some respect to soda companies for filling those cans to the absolute brim
200 years ago, recording sound probably seemed as ridiculous as recording smell does now.
If you have 2 choices and one of them is taken away , you have 0 choices.
If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream .
The only thing worse than looking over and seeing a spider, is looking over again a moment later and not seeing that spider.
Smarter people are more depressed because they see how the world really is, not what it is made out to be.
Somewhere someone is slaving over the PS5 logo and how to distinguish the 5 from the S tastefully
Instead of always trying (failing?) to make chips taste like something in real life, why not just do “science flavour”. Just let the food scientists go nuts and make the thing that tastes the best, without worrying about what it tastes like In the real world
Intentionally trying to lose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.