We live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavors, but furniture polish is made with real lemons.
It is weird how the same people who once played a main or side character in your life can suddenly become mere surprise guests.
The only thing that makes being human tolerable is going into a dark room, curling up into fetal position, and being unconscious for 8 hours a day.
The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car.
No matter how ‘futuristic’ the future becomes, by the time we actually get there it will seem mundane.
If two mind readers read each others minds, they'd each just be thinking.
Millennials need to take a brief break from killing restaurants and find a way to kill junk mail.
When you're a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher's classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer
If you consider the Earth as a living host, Natural disasters are the Earths immune system killing off human parasites.
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Ever wonder if the bank just looks through your account and think what the fuck is this person doing.
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Parents are the only humans on this earth who will talk good about you behind your back, but talk shit to your face.
The Batsignal basically tells all of gothams that batman is going to be busy, so the best time to commit a crime would be whilst it is on.
We live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavors, but furniture polish is made with real lemons.
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Given that Ace Attorney came out in 2001, there are probably already at least a few attorneys out there today who were inspired to follow law as a career from Phoenix Wright
A true sign of care is when a person takes out both headphones to listen to what someone has to say