Needless to say, the phrase 'needless to say' is actually needless to say

OK is a stick figure laying on its back.

Girl Scouts is just a clever way to avoid child labor laws in order to sell cookies door to door

One of the best feelings in life is waking up from a vivid dream where you think something horrible is real and realizing it was just a dream.

Almost 20 Years Ago Bill Cosby was seen as a great person and Robert Downey Jr. was seen as a bad person

Cassettes had a side A and a side B. They were succeeded by the CD. Fucking start of the alphabet. Mind blown.

Falling back asleep is easiest when it’s time to get up.

Ancestry.com now has a feature that connects you to your unknown living relatives; it's an anti-Tinder - these are all the people you CAN'T date.

ATM fees are like buying your own money

The Lion King is a magical story about a Dictator who assassinated another Dictator and then got usurped by the Dictator's son in a coup.

More people think the Earth is flat in 2018 than in 1492.

If the number of people buying music albums keeps decreasing, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" will be the best selling album of altime forever.

If we could see air, we couldn't see anything.

There are people who believe the moon landing wasn’t remotely possible but also believe we recovered a space-craft and aliens 22 years prior in Roswell

Instagram sounds more like a Drug Dealer’s app.

Your thumbs have probably scrolled a distance of several miles on your phone.

Being asexual is very depressing from an evolutionary standpoint. It's the "you had one job" of the natural world.

The only "hangover cure" that actually works is being under 30

We live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavors, but furniture polish is made with real lemons.

In a Space Station, doggy and reverse cowgirl have no difference

It is weird how the same people who once played a main or side character in your life can suddenly become mere surprise guests.