The only way marijuana will ruin most lives is when someone fails a drug test and loses a good job....

Comic Con is the best way to see what your favorite characters would look like if they let themselves get out of shape.

The fact that "palindrome" isn't a palindrome is a real missed opportunity.

Guys are probably better than girls at handjobs

Its always in the moment you give up waiting for a gif to load that it starts to play.

Movies that are “based on a true story” all share a cinematic universe.

Needless to say, the phrase 'needless to say' is actually needless to say

OK is a stick figure laying on its back.

Girl Scouts is just a clever way to avoid child labor laws in order to sell cookies door to door

One of the best feelings in life is waking up from a vivid dream where you think something horrible is real and realizing it was just a dream.

Almost 20 Years Ago Bill Cosby was seen as a great person and Robert Downey Jr. was seen as a bad person

Cassettes had a side A and a side B. They were succeeded by the CD. Fucking start of the alphabet. Mind blown.

Falling back asleep is easiest when it’s time to get up.

Ancestry.com now has a feature that connects you to your unknown living relatives; it's an anti-Tinder - these are all the people you CAN'T date.

ATM fees are like buying your own money

The Lion King is a magical story about a Dictator who assassinated another Dictator and then got usurped by the Dictator's son in a coup.

More people think the Earth is flat in 2018 than in 1492.

If the number of people buying music albums keeps decreasing, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" will be the best selling album of altime forever.

If we could see air, we couldn't see anything.

There are people who believe the moon landing wasn’t remotely possible but also believe we recovered a space-craft and aliens 22 years prior in Roswell

Instagram sounds more like a Drug Dealer’s app.