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If The Room had been an animated film, the characters probably would have been stuck in t-pose the whole film
North Korea is being way too cool lately. It’s got to be some kind of trap...
The first time people saw Earth from space must've been impressed with how accurate cartographers were.
Back in elementary school we were told we wouldn't have calculators in our back pockets all the time to solve our problems without arithmetic, but now we do.
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If Spongebob can set fire under water then we can pass our exams
Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like "there. Because you're a clumsy fuck."
80s and 90s kids got sick of their moms telling them to pause the game, so they grew up, became developers, and invented games that can't be paused.
Thanos could've just used the stones to double the universe's resources if he was worried about them being finite
On Mother’s Day, Dad is expected to take the kids so Mom can relax. On Father’s Day, it is a good opportunity for Dad to spend good quality time with the kids...
The difference between a rebellion and a revolution is which side wins.
Criminals are sent to prisons & given food, shelter, access to education and medical treatment whilst people who have become homeless due to no fault of their own are often left to fend for themselves on the street.
Nothing bums you out like the first time you accidentally drop food on the floor after having your pet put down.
If you were born in 1999 and live to be 101 years old, you’ll have lived in three different centuries an two millennia.
Buying a piece of clothing with a brand's logo on it is essentially you paying the company for advertising their products.