When you have to study, tidying up the house suddenly becomes the best decision you took in your life.

The feeling of Sex is just life clickbaiting you into making children.

The continent with the highest iq is probably Antarctica

Old people tell young men/women they're a "catch" despite not getting a lot of attention because they see beauty that young people don't value yet.

The idea of someone standing on the edge of a pool and peeing into it will upset people much more than the idea of them sitting in a pool and peeing in it

We dream to make Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars

Flat Earth society was (probably) a social experiment to prove how many idiot followers could be gathered by giving a totally insane idea enough momentum on the Internet ... and it's working

Your nose smells the outside of your body when you inhale, but it doesn't smell the inside of your body when you exhale.

Mr. Bean Was a show about a heavily Autistic man trying to do normal everyday tasks.

There was a time where u can watch the whole of youtube in around two hours

Sleeping is best enjoyed in an ice cold room with plenty of blankets.

Life is a co-op game, but too many people play it like competitive ranked.

Sound can't travel through space but we hear explosions and gunfire sounds in starwars all the time

The moment we realize our parents are flawed and human, just like us, is mind blowing.

The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.

You know the shits really hit the fan when task manager stops responding.

Sometimes doesn’t it feel like u don’t understand music; music understands u.

Trees may seem friendly but they’re really just jerks who grow taller than other plants to steal their sunlight

If someone invents the "pill of immortality" how do we know when it starts working?

This sub would be the best place to advertise waterproof smartphones.

Peoples mostly like to buy the same item with 99.9$ than 100$.