We feel superior to animals that will chase a laser pointer light, but if a giant beam of light suddenly appeared on Earth humans would definitely go check it out.
Checking how long there is left of the movie frequently is a big indicator you aren’t enjoying the movie.
Santa Claus is important because it teaches you that the people in charge are capable of lying to you to manipulate your behavior.
It is pretty awesome that we don't naturally piss and shit while we sleep.
Forwarded from Michaelson
If you waste your time finding a way to be immortal and eventually succeed, you havent wasted your time at all.
One of the most freeing feelings is when the police car behind you finally turns onto a different road.
When you have to study, tidying up the house suddenly becomes the best decision you took in your life.
The feeling of Sex is just life clickbaiting you into making children.
Old people tell young men/women they're a "catch" despite not getting a lot of attention because they see beauty that young people don't value yet.
The idea of someone standing on the edge of a pool and peeing into it will upset people much more than the idea of them sitting in a pool and peeing in it
We dream to make Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars
Flat Earth society was (probably) a social experiment to prove how many idiot followers could be gathered by giving a totally insane idea enough momentum on the Internet ... and it's working
Your nose smells the outside of your body when you inhale, but it doesn't smell the inside of your body when you exhale.
Mr. Bean Was a show about a heavily Autistic man trying to do normal everyday tasks.
Forwarded from Gabby
There was a time where u can watch the whole of youtube in around two hours
Life is a co-op game, but too many people play it like competitive ranked.
Forwarded from Kimia Robyn
Sound can't travel through space but we hear explosions and gunfire sounds in starwars all the time