Saying goodbye to someone in a message and then staying visibly online is the equivalent of saying goodbye in real life then walking in the same direction.
If 40-50% of all marriages end in divorce, then 50-60% of all marriages end in death.
We buy 55” televisions that we ignore by viewing content on our 5.5” phones.
Any customer who has to resort to saying “the customer is always right” is never right.
Part of growing up is learning to say “fuck off” in nicer ways every year
By continuously tackling controversial issues in a funny framework, South Park has improved everyone's understanding of polarizing topics and legitimately bettered our society
Video game worlds would feel about 100 times bigger if your character actually walked through them instead of endlessly sprinting.
When you are naked with shoes on, you feel more naked than when you are completely naked.
Over the course of ten years, we've gone from bullying people who like superheroes to bullying those who don't.
It's normal to eat the same breakfast every day but its not normal to eat the same dinner everyday.
A fine is a tax for not following rules. A tax is a fine for following rules. 🤔
Programming is like magic in fantasy, you start with simple spells and slowly learn how to create more and more complex and powerful ones. Some mages use this power for the good of people, some don't.
Telling someone that their body looks like its "chiseled from marble" is considered a major compliment and telling a sculptor that his chiseled marble statue looks like real person is a major compliment.
The real movie pirates are the ones selling popcorn and drink combos for more than the ticket price.
When a TV character says another character is funny it's just the show's writer complimenting himself
Dogs may help prepare you for babies, but cats help prepare you for teenagers.
To make mistakes is Human, to blame it on others...that's even more Human
You don't realize how small handwriting can be until you're allowed a 1 page cheat sheet on your final