You can tell a lot about someone's character based off of where they leave their shopping carts at the grocery store
The first Marvel movie without a Stan Lee cameo is going to be really sad.
A stranger will remember you years from now because of some throwaway line you used in a brief conversation, and probably tells that story multiple times in his/her lifetime about you. But you'll never know that.
If Spiderman made webs like spiders do, out of their butts, the movies would be 100x more terrifying
When you have to study, tidying up the house suddenly becomes the best decision you took in your life.
Somehow it’s socially acceptable to put another person’s genitals in your mouth, but eat ONE Skittle off the floor and you’re “gross”.
Men’s clothes don’t exist they’re just unisex, but women’s clothes do.
If you were born in the early 2000s, the size of the iPhone grew with the size of your hands as you aged.
The internet was a more peaceful place when you needed a certain IQ to grasp how to connect to it.
Saying goodbye to someone in a message and then staying visibly online is the equivalent of saying goodbye in real life then walking in the same direction.
If 40-50% of all marriages end in divorce, then 50-60% of all marriages end in death.
We buy 55” televisions that we ignore by viewing content on our 5.5” phones.
Any customer who has to resort to saying “the customer is always right” is never right.
Part of growing up is learning to say “fuck off” in nicer ways every year
By continuously tackling controversial issues in a funny framework, South Park has improved everyone's understanding of polarizing topics and legitimately bettered our society
Video game worlds would feel about 100 times bigger if your character actually walked through them instead of endlessly sprinting.
When you are naked with shoes on, you feel more naked than when you are completely naked.