Since about 100 people die every minute, if humanity ever finds the key to immortality, hundreds of people will miss it by mere minutes
Forwarded from Hermon
Let's appreciate the fact that computer virus can't be transmitted to humans.
Someday the term "Artificial Intelligence" may be considered a racial slur.
Forwarded from Deleted Account
We should appreciate the fact that hackers can't encrypt human minds and lock our memeories asking for ransom.
There was a time, where one could watch all the existing movies within one lifespan.
The only two satisfying ways to eat popcorn is like a horse or like a lizard.
The will spend money to pump oxygen into a casino to keep you alert and gambling - but not into an office building to keep you alert and working.
The generation that put flaming bags of dog shit on people's doorsteps is criticizing children who make rude internet pictures.
Someone needs to invent a microwave that scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it’s supposed to be cooked.
Price and worth are very similar concepts, but priceless and worthless are opposite one another.
Humans have terrible battery life. 8 hours of charging, 16 hours of use.
You can tell a lot about someone's character based off of where they leave their shopping carts at the grocery store
The first Marvel movie without a Stan Lee cameo is going to be really sad.
A stranger will remember you years from now because of some throwaway line you used in a brief conversation, and probably tells that story multiple times in his/her lifetime about you. But you'll never know that.
If Spiderman made webs like spiders do, out of their butts, the movies would be 100x more terrifying
When you have to study, tidying up the house suddenly becomes the best decision you took in your life.
Somehow it’s socially acceptable to put another person’s genitals in your mouth, but eat ONE Skittle off the floor and you’re “gross”.