Forwarded from Yoseph
Since ant-man shrinks with the same mass shouldn't he be a lot denser therefore breaking surfaces he moves on?
Once you hit a certain age, life is pretty much a list of chores you keep repeating till you die
It's a lot more acceptable to accidentally touch a dog's dick than a human's. But its a lot less acceptable to intentionally touch a dog's dick than a humans.
Tell people you walked five miles for exercise and they congratulate you. Tell people you walked five miles to the store and they pity you.
Somewhere out there is a person who is pretty sure they are the one who gave AIDS to Magic Johnson.
Forwarded from Hélio G.
On a side-note: if you get amnesia and forget part of your personality, are your favorite movies still going to be your favorite movies?
When someone says they were in an abusive relationship, everyone assumes they were the abused one.
Since about 100 people die every minute, if humanity ever finds the key to immortality, hundreds of people will miss it by mere minutes
Forwarded from Hermon
Let's appreciate the fact that computer virus can't be transmitted to humans.
Someday the term "Artificial Intelligence" may be considered a racial slur.
Forwarded from Deleted Account
We should appreciate the fact that hackers can't encrypt human minds and lock our memeories asking for ransom.
There was a time, where one could watch all the existing movies within one lifespan.
The only two satisfying ways to eat popcorn is like a horse or like a lizard.
The will spend money to pump oxygen into a casino to keep you alert and gambling - but not into an office building to keep you alert and working.
The generation that put flaming bags of dog shit on people's doorsteps is criticizing children who make rude internet pictures.
Someone needs to invent a microwave that scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it’s supposed to be cooked.
Price and worth are very similar concepts, but priceless and worthless are opposite one another.