Adam and Eve allegedly got us booted from nature by biting an apple. Now public spaces are filled with people in unnatural trances staring at their devices. Most devices are branded with a bitten Apple.

In Harry Potter, they can regrow Harry’s bones overnight in a school hospital, yet they can’t solve his eyesight issues, which can be done with science today

We used to say "brb" when we were online. We don't say that anymore. We no longer leave, we're always online.

By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy

Taking an Uber to the hospital is cheaper than an ambulance.

If spiders swung around on webs like Spider-Man they'd be 100x more terrifying.

Since ant-man shrinks with the same mass shouldn't he be a lot denser therefore breaking surfaces he moves on?

Once you hit a certain age, life is pretty much a list of chores you keep repeating till you die

It's a lot more acceptable to accidentally touch a dog's dick than a human's. But its a lot less acceptable to intentionally touch a dog's dick than a humans.

Tell people you walked five miles for exercise and they congratulate you. Tell people you walked five miles to the store and they pity you.

Wrestling: A sport where people without pants fight for a belt.

Somewhere out there is a person who is pretty sure they are the one who gave AIDS to Magic Johnson.

On a side-note: if you get amnesia and forget part of your personality, are your favorite movies still going to be your favorite movies?

When someone says they were in an abusive relationship, everyone assumes they were the abused one.

Since about 100 people die every minute, if humanity ever finds the key to immortality, hundreds of people will miss it by mere minutes

There aren't any female breakfast cereal mascots.

Let's appreciate the fact that computer virus can't be transmitted to humans.

Someday the term "Artificial Intelligence" may be considered a racial slur.

We should appreciate the fact that hackers can't encrypt human minds and lock our memeories asking for ransom.

There was a time, where one could watch all the existing movies within one lifespan.

The only two satisfying ways to eat popcorn is like a horse or like a lizard.