The human body is so silent for the amount of things it does

It’s funny how we think of 1900’s through WW2 in black and white but ancient civilizations such as Egypt and Rome in color

Attractive people probably think the world is a lot more polite than it actually is.

An alien race could conquer us by simply asking "Bring us to your leader" and watch from afar while we fight each other to decide who is our leader.

Snapchat has ruined years of hard work trying to get people to film horizontally

Stan Lee's character in the Marvel films seems to be immortal but apparently can't hold down a job.

Services are switching from calling them Private Messages to calling them Direct Messages because they're not private anymore...

Porn is to sex what professional wrestling is to real fighting.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this..." it will usually smell nice.

Much of Amazon.com's Prime Video collection feels as if it were assembled using only films they were able to pick up randomly at yard sales.

Centaurs have two ribcages

There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks.

Collectively, your ancestors have survived two world wars, the Great Plague and twelve extinction level events

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

The "every kid gets a trophy" thing was NOT an attempt to bolster self esteem - it was an attempt to sell more trophies to more people

Hologram advertising is going to be really cool for about a week and then be really annoying for the rest of our lives.

If you manage to live until 113 years old, you become a teenager again.

If Titanic (1997) was made today, it would be a 14-film franchise with 1-2 movies for each of the main & supporting characters (Jack, Rose, Brock, Fabrizio, etc), all leading up to them getting on board the Titanic, and they would've had the ship sinking split up into 2 films.

Millennials are known as the generation where everyone got a trophy for participating, but no one points out the parents that kicked and screamed when their kids didn’t get a trophy.

We all know that the smell of cut grass is a plant hormone indicating distress. Maybe the reason that humans think it smells good is that it indicates an area of heavy grazing and therefore prey.