In a future where AI is sold to supplement people's own intelligence, there will be lobby groups invested in keeping consumers unintelligent through poor education.
Earth has never been invaded by aliens, but the Moon has. We were the aliens.
With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.
I think that people from the USA should be called Unitedstatians to avoid offending or confusing other Americans.
The public transport experience would be vastly improved if the public weren't allowed onto it.
The designer of the ice cube tray was likely well read about the Titanic.
If all the murders from film and tv were real, humanity would be wiped out.
They say the root of all evil is money. However, shouldn’t we be pointing at the one who invented it in the first place?
Crosswords could be scrabble games first, and clues just added after. Tweaks would be thrown in, like multiple words and proper nouns allowed, but otherwise it could be near identical.
When you smell a fart, those molecules you inhaled were inside someone’s ass just seconds earlier.
If you die in a huge disaster, it's better to die towards the end of it, so at least you get to understand magnitude of what's happened.
Now that the pre-GTA 6 era is coming to an end, we are going to lose the commonly used joke "We got X before GTA 6."
One day, the "New World" will refer to humans entering new planets, not to the Americas and Oceania.
Waking up early is considered a virtue, even though people who wake up late are comfortable working even in late hours, which is also beneficial.
At the end of Toy Story, Sid discovers the truth about the toys. He may be the only human who knows this truth.