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The Guardians Of The Galaxy are the A Team of the MCU.
The password 3333333343 would be just as difficult to guess as the password G(*VHmK
Minimum-wage jobs used to have at least one perk: opportunities for petty theft. Even that’s been automated away.
It's possible that the bumps around your nipple spell something in braille.
If two people use voice-to-text when texting each other, they're technically having a conversation without actually talking to each other.
Falling in love is like joining a cult. You miss all the red flags and make excuses for why they are "the one", and when you actually start noticing the red flags, you convince yourself that you're the only one who can fix them.
If we equated stars and galaxies with brain activity, then the universe would be the equivalent of a very early fetus and wouldn't even be born for hundreds of billions of years.
As domestic space flight becomes more and more common, the intrigue of UFO sightings will reduce significantly.
I used to double check my messages and emails for typos. I now leave them in because they make my message feel more human.
It's a sign you're old when CT means to you "Computer Tomography" more than "Counter-Terrorists."
Working with chat bots is like dealing with a person with a photographic memory but terrible reasoning skills.
It is substantially more suspicious to board an airplane wearing a parachute than to board a boat wearing a life jacket.
A package can be easier to track across the country than to find once it is somewhere in your house.
The reduced value of unsolicited input is evident in that it's worth 2 cents, vs a penny for one's thoughts.
If there are truly infinite universes, then there are also an infinite number of books, tv shows and movies written about infinite universes, likely without any of the authors knowing the truth.
One praise for restaurant food is that it tastes home-cooked. And for home cooking is that it tastes like a restaurant.
Influencers primarily influence anxiety, depression, and a poor workethic on their fans through unrealistic living standards.
The entire modern AI industry only exists because of video games.
Most people almost never hear their own voicemail recording.
Allergies and sicknesses must be rampant in Star Wars, with being exposed to new planets/species carrying different allergens, germs, and bacteria.
Since facial hair grows by default, it’s kind of weird how it used to be rebellious to NOT be clean shaven.