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The habit we've developed of impulsively adding "slop" after any reference to "AI" is exactly how AI slop works.
The 3 Musketeers are famous for their swordsmanship, not their musketry skills.
The only place you really see big number names like quadrillion, decillion, etc. used is incremental games.
The biggest dog in the world could eat the smallest dog in the world in one bite.
Someday soon there may be a lawsuit to determine if "Click to Prove You're Human" is considered discriminatory.
All mail received in video games is, by right, e-mail.
Since many people touch the outside of the plane as they enter, the area to the right of the entry door is probably the only part of the plane's outside that has lots of germs.
If we could build a drone that was faster than light with a huge zoom lens we could launch it into space and watch real footage of past events.
The reason the Internet was so great compared to TV was because there were no ads, people could say whatever they wanted, and the content was made by regular people. None of that is true anymore.
The most humble person in the world would never admit it.
In ancient Chinese history, it made sense for people to protest against kings and emperors for droughts and floods. Now, with the rise of cloud seeding technology, this trend might make a comeback.
Gas powered cars produce more electricity than electric vehicles.
You press a button by depressing the button.
Bill Cosby’s most beloved TV character gave women drugs and touched their private areas.
Playing card corners are rounded because square corners would wear down faster, making it easier to tell cards apart.
If 10 years ago everything was good, and now everything is bad, then things weren't good (you were just convinced they were).
The smell you notice first when you enter a house is probably what that house smells like to everyone else.
Sometimes if I'm curious what a celebrity's home looks like I google their name + 'house'. This method does not work for Hugh Laurie.
Our dogs probably think we are weakly barking when we cough.
It feels nice to be told that you're special or unique unless the person telling you is a doctor.
The "room temperature IQ" zinger hits much harder outside of the US.