The best possible way for a spy to stay hidden would be to occasionally joke that they are a spy, so that people will assume they are not a spy, because a real spy wouldn’t say that.

Change feels hard because comfort fights back the second you push.

Did the chicken or the egg come first? We've always known the answer.

In an apocalyptic scenario, wild hogs would be a much bigger threat than most people realize.

Hiding a cellphone in a coffin would enable a wild variety of pranks.

All bombs are unexploded.

Power is easy to gain, but hard to carry well.

If you’re “pretty sure” you’re less sure than if you were just “sure”.

Perks of being overweight is that it takes less water to fill the bathtub.

Morgan Freeman would have great difficulty being annoymous if he was Spiderman.

The estimated amount of money to never have to work again in your life is estimated to be around $5 million. If one isn't upset with the current wealth distribution, I don't think they are grasping what a billion, or even a million dollars truly is to an average person.

Just as we can never cross the same river twice, every time we say goodbye it’s for the last time.

A few decades ago, high schoolers being "on X", meant something very different.

Every technological breakthrough arrives with a group of people thinking: "If only this existed when I was in my prime."

California’s new legislation regarding age verification of operating systems could allow a child running a billion DOS instances in virtual machines to bankrupt Microsoft in seconds, due to the fines they’d receive.

Fire code/fire alarms must have been much less strict when everybody smoked indoors.

People who had a "Strain of Madness" run in their family just had lead poisoning.

The only times I’m ever truly alone with my thoughts are when my phone dies.

At what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start being controlled by geomancy?

The laundry pile exhibits asymptotic behavior. You can get close to zero but never actually reach it (unless you do laundry naked).

Most animals that walk on all 4s can only scratch one half of their body at once.