There's no good answer to whether or not Colorado and Arizona share a border.

We all politely ignore someone’s body odor, but the second a bathroom smells bad we start assigning blame like it’s a crime scene.

Don't be afraid of robots. Be afraid of human will amplified beyond moral maturity.

Shitting in a bush was normal for 100s of thousands of years and now it's largely frowned upon.

Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep first.

With extra care and mild inconvenience, you could have kept your first poop uninterrupted for your whole life.

People say they want peace, but what they often mean is winning without consequences.

All it takes is one family of girls to wipe out a last name forever.

If driverless cars become ubiquitous, there will have only been a handful of human generations who knew how to drive a car.

Caviar in mayonnaise is egg salad.

You don’t realize how much of your personality is built around avoiding discomfort until you try to change.

Why are paparazzi called vultures? Vultures tend to only go after dead things or wait until something is dead. Paps should be called seagulls, they go after anything at all and don't stop until they have it.

OpenAI’s military models probably killed some people who considered ChatGPT their best friend.

It’s a shame we didn’t get real pictures of UFOs before AI pictures and videos are going to make it harder to tell the truth.

If the "use it or lose it" theory of neuroscience is correct, then we're going to have an absolute explosion of AI-induced Alzheimers in the future.

The best possible way for a spy to stay hidden would be to occasionally joke that they are a spy, so that people will assume they are not a spy, because a real spy wouldn’t say that.

Change feels hard because comfort fights back the second you push.

Did the chicken or the egg come first? We've always known the answer.

In an apocalyptic scenario, wild hogs would be a much bigger threat than most people realize.

Hiding a cellphone in a coffin would enable a wild variety of pranks.