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Enhancing the human ear to hear a larger range of frequencies would enable countless new genres of music.
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We are in an era where conspiracy theorists can claim evidence is AI.
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Paying a $75 fee feels pretty different from paying a $75 fine. But they're basically the same.
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Luckily for Superman, it very easy for him to tell what *is* and *isn't* kryptonite due to it being a glowing green rock.
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One day, with how tall pickup trucks are getting, mechanic shops could have "lifts" that drop down into the floor.
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A good day is when your brain stops narrating problems and starts noticing small wins.
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The end of humanity might not come from war or disaster, but from falling birth rates because people are happily dating AI.
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We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it.
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Not all who launder are washed.
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There's no good answer to whether or not Colorado and Arizona share a border.
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We all politely ignore someone’s body odor, but the second a bathroom smells bad we start assigning blame like it’s a crime scene.
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Don't be afraid of robots. Be afraid of human will amplified beyond moral maturity.
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Shitting in a bush was normal for 100s of thousands of years and now it's largely frowned upon.
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Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep first.
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With extra care and mild inconvenience, you could have kept your first poop uninterrupted for your whole life.
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People say they want peace, but what they often mean is winning without consequences.
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All it takes is one family of girls to wipe out a last name forever.
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If driverless cars become ubiquitous, there will have only been a handful of human generations who knew how to drive a car.
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Caviar in mayonnaise is egg salad.
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You don’t realize how much of your personality is built around avoiding discomfort until you try to change.
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