Of all the things to reincarnate into, the toilet brush has to be the worst.

Enhancing the human ear to hear a larger range of frequencies would enable countless new genres of music.

We are in an era where conspiracy theorists can claim evidence is AI.

Paying a $75 fee feels pretty different from paying a $75 fine. But they're basically the same.

Luckily for Superman, it very easy for him to tell what *is* and *isn't* kryptonite due to it being a glowing green rock.

One day, with how tall pickup trucks are getting, mechanic shops could have "lifts" that drop down into the floor.

A good day is when your brain stops narrating problems and starts noticing small wins.

The end of humanity might not come from war or disaster, but from falling birth rates because people are happily dating AI.

We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it.

Not all who launder are washed.

There's no good answer to whether or not Colorado and Arizona share a border.

We all politely ignore someone’s body odor, but the second a bathroom smells bad we start assigning blame like it’s a crime scene.

Don't be afraid of robots. Be afraid of human will amplified beyond moral maturity.

Shitting in a bush was normal for 100s of thousands of years and now it's largely frowned upon.

Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep first.

With extra care and mild inconvenience, you could have kept your first poop uninterrupted for your whole life.

People say they want peace, but what they often mean is winning without consequences.

All it takes is one family of girls to wipe out a last name forever.

If driverless cars become ubiquitous, there will have only been a handful of human generations who knew how to drive a car.

Caviar in mayonnaise is egg salad.