Emotions are an evolutionary shortcut for prioritizing decisions.

People would care a lot more about fuel efficiency if they had to fill their cars by pouring six heavy buckets of gas through a funnel.

Everyone always talks about what your last meal would be. No one ever asks what your last song would be.

You can feel stuck because you live in your progress, not always because you are not making any.

Entering 6-0 on a microwave is the same as entering 1-0-0, where both equals to 1 minute. But entering 1-9-9 reads 1 minute and 99 seconds, not 199 seconds.

You'd think evolution would have stopped snoring long ago: being loud at night while sleeping seems like a bad survival strategy.

Plumbers really should stop complaining about people using moist wipes. This is straight profit into their pockets.

There’s a piece of glass in front of every photo ever taken.

Even though Earth has 8 billion people, the world we built only really runs on about 4–6 billion being awake at once — humanity has never experienced all 8 billion people up and functioning at the same time.

Of all the things to reincarnate into, the toilet brush has to be the worst.

Enhancing the human ear to hear a larger range of frequencies would enable countless new genres of music.

We are in an era where conspiracy theorists can claim evidence is AI.

Paying a $75 fee feels pretty different from paying a $75 fine. But they're basically the same.

Luckily for Superman, it very easy for him to tell what *is* and *isn't* kryptonite due to it being a glowing green rock.

One day, with how tall pickup trucks are getting, mechanic shops could have "lifts" that drop down into the floor.

A good day is when your brain stops narrating problems and starts noticing small wins.

The end of humanity might not come from war or disaster, but from falling birth rates because people are happily dating AI.

We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it.

Not all who launder are washed.

There's no good answer to whether or not Colorado and Arizona share a border.

We all politely ignore someone’s body odor, but the second a bathroom smells bad we start assigning blame like it’s a crime scene.