People in the past probably attended children’s christenings and funerals on the same day.

9/11 cancelled Bomberman.

With no side mirrors on a car it feels like something is missing, but if you focus on side mirrors a little longer, they feel like something extra.

Turning our prey into tenders, nuggets, patties, tubes, powders, and chips is the ultimate apex predator flex.

I just want an all-inclusive super cut video of every time Alex Trebek did his bad Scottish accent, *laddie*. Searching media seems like a simpler, more useful AI task, but instead we get Vine for Zootopia fetish porn and pee filter illustrations on demand.

It's hard accept that the toilet brush is the final form of toilet-cleaning technology.

There are no synonyms of synonym.

Research papers avoid contractions because college essays require word counts.

There will come a time when robots will commit crimes and will be stopped by police robots.

You rarely notice your own growth, because you are the one standing on the ruler.

"As American as apple pie," is pretty ironic given apples are not native to the Americas.

Since 2012 it's post-game.

Football is probably the only game with a "mirror" version... Vollyball. One is "feet only, and ball goes INTO the net.", and the other is "hands only, and ball goes OVER the net".

Considering that the brain treats social and emotional pain as being just as bad as physical pain, it’s weird that we don’t have an equivalent to “ouch” or “ow” for social distress.

Olympic medal counts should reflect every medal awarded to every person, including each team member, rather than just the event total.

There’s a specific point in person’s life where a beard goes from making you look older to making you look younger.

A 45 minute Rollercoaster would be terrible.

If COVID was discovered in 2021, people might have thought it was a card game.

You can turn any bad movie into a good one by pretending it's a satire.

If a deaf person can both sign and lip read, they have real life subtitles.

It’s relatively likely your left and right feet haven’t taken the same amount of steps.