The rules of etiquette deny us the symbiotic grooming relationship between fingernails and teeth.

If mittens are essentially hand socks, then sock puppets are mittens with character.

Statistically speaking, a YouTube video with 15 million views has been seen by at least one serial killer.

The only moment to exist in all of history is right now.

A firm handshake between men is two hand-erections pressing together, establishing dominance based on the harder erection.

Aliens are commonly thought of or depicted as naked, but they would likely require a spacesuit of sorts, just like humans do.

You can miss a place and still be glad you left it.

When the movie is better than the book, you never even know the movie is from a book.

The toilet is objectively the best place to watch scary videos just in case you shit yourself.

When you see usernames with years ~2006-2013 in them, it could be the year the account was created or the year the user was born.

I think it’s unusual that no standardized literary way to write the submissive “I don’t know” hum that children (and some adults) often mumble has ever caught on, considering how old and common it is.

The Winnie the Pooh story where Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's front door glossed over how Pooh was forced to do his business in Rabbit's living room, and Rabbit had to clean it up.

Assuming the banking system stayed up after a zombie apocalypse, anyone with recurring payments through their bank would have a real hard time trying to stop them.

Documentaries all take place in the same shared universe.

The movie Free Willy was a pro-abolitionist story produced with slave labor.

When you shave, every individual hair follicle gets it's own little haircut.

The rise of committee-made media and AI-generated garbage in the 21st century may be the in-universe explanation for why science fiction like “Star Trek” and “The Orville” seem to fixate on 20th-century music and films.

Since a league is approx 4KM, the Jules Verne novel depth would way exceed even the diameter of the Earth and into space.

The gnostic gospels are essentially B-sides.

Presence sometimes requires mindfulness and always negates it.

Do YouTube videos get long and repetitive because people don't pay attention or do people not pay attention because videos are long and repetitive?