Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.

You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.

A multibillionaire's phone can't really do anything yours can't.

In the not so distant future a written note or talking to a friend will be more factually reliable than a photo or video.

There are people being born who will never know a world without AI.

The first Who's On First routine was when Odysseus told the cyclops his name was Nobody.

In plastic bottle warranty systems like in Romania (SGR) or Germany (Pfand), the barcode should be printed on the label 2 times at different angles, allowing the bottle to be squished.

Is using Danish cookies tins for sewing kits an example of parallel evolution?

We want the convenience of being known without the discomfort of being seen.

The stereotypical "cartoon monkey" does not actually look like any monkey species that exists in real life.

If a kidnapper gagged you, your survival greatly depends on if your nose is stuffy or not.

They’re probably around 1 million diapers in Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

Board games should pack two rule books. That way, multiple people can read the instructions at the same time.

"Good king" Wenceslas was like an influencer who records themself doing a good deed for clout.

Given how frequently we use our phones, it's now kind of an achievement to forget it at home before heading out.

A good year starts the day your routine changes; the calendar only changes the number.

X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM.

An unmarked Costco receipt would be really hard to find outside of a warehouse.

Al Gore is a pair of words that will read very differently in a decade.

Most of life is not shaped by big decisions, but by the small habits we repeat without noticing. Over time, those quiet routines become our personality, our future, and our limits. What feels insignificant today is often what defines us tomorrow.

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.