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If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.
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If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.
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They should use decimals when displaying the weather in Celsius. It would be more accurate and more metric.
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Due to social media algorithms, the topics that will shape the near future - music, fashion, general behaviors - are currently being determined predominantly by kids aged 12 to 16.
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What if one's reaction time was based on how fast they physically experience the world?
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Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.
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Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.
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The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.
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For aliens observing us, seeing humans celebrate another revolution of our planet around the sun must look like applauding after a plane landing.
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Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.
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You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.
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A multibillionaire's phone can't really do anything yours can't.
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In the not so distant future a written note or talking to a friend will be more factually reliable than a photo or video.
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There are people being born who will never know a world without AI.
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The first Who's On First routine was when Odysseus told the cyclops his name was Nobody.
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In plastic bottle warranty systems like in Romania (SGR) or Germany (Pfand), the barcode should be printed on the label 2 times at different angles, allowing the bottle to be squished.
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Is using Danish cookies tins for sewing kits an example of parallel evolution?
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We want the convenience of being known without the discomfort of being seen.
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The stereotypical "cartoon monkey" does not actually look like any monkey species that exists in real life.
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If a kidnapper gagged you, your survival greatly depends on if your nose is stuffy or not.
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They’re probably around 1 million diapers in Times Square on New Year’s Eve.
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