We think we’re brave, but we wouldn’t stand a chance if cows had water guns and chicks shot fire like Pokémon.

I’ve spent hours judging strangers' houses on Google Street View, yet the idea of a stranger randomly dropping in front of my house to judge me feels like a total invasion of privacy.

AI killed the idea that “if you didn’t record it, nobody would believe you.”

Right this second, all of the most despicable things you can think of are happening somewhere in the world.

Deja-vu is very similar to an optical illusion, but with time instead of 3D space.

Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out.

You don’t know your own name until someone tells you.

In the near future, typing a message will automatically generate a voice note that sounds exactly like you.

Mall Santas must get sick a lot.

It’s possible that Rice Krispy Treats are the only reason Rice Krispies cereal is still being made.

Architecture made by animals in fiction often incorporates either their body parts or stereotypical food (like bone or paw motifs in dog architecture), but that never happens in real life.

In CA, the dollar value at which theft becomes a felony is $950. This means that due to inflation, the bar for becoming a felon gets lower every year.

You only realize how loud modern life is when the power goes out.

East and west aren’t opposite destinations, they’re the same place, just reached by different distances.

The more the world moves towards a cashless economy, the harder it becomes for an average person to participate in money laundering.

The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" portrays Santa as a strict authoritarian against outward displays of negative emotion, teaching children that they should bottle those away.

Not having a back-up plan for foggy Christmas eves aside from Rudolph’s red nose is pretty stupid.

If you think money buys happiness, that means you still have hope.

Old movies that tried to depict the future look older - for today's standards - than the regular ones.

Seeing color is one of the most subjective experiences in zoology.

Very few people can actually keep their watch 5 minutes fast any more.